Nicklas Bendtner: “My judgement has been less than perfect recently”

The on-loan Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner has been quickly losing respect for his childish actions and outbursts over the last six months, which has culminated in his arrest for alleged criminal damage and exposure on the front pages after an “arrogant” display at a pizza restaurant after a night out.

It seems that somebody has tried to get some sense into his thick head and he has attempted to atone for his errors by issuing a grovelling apology to Sunderland fans.